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Our objectives in having our duty in san lazaro hospital is to apply our knowledge that we've learn in school about communicable disease and also to experinced caring patient with communicable disease that is not present in our base hospital.
In our first day we did an orientation about the rules and what to expect in SLH. i have a mixed feelings about our duty, i am anxious because there are many schools who are having their affiliation in the SLH and also because i don't have any idea of what kind of patient is in the hospital, i afraid of being infected with the disease that is highly communicable like PTB. meningitis and some other communicable disease. i am also excited to care the patient in the hospital and also to be socialized with other student nurse in the different schools.
On second day of our duty we are assign in pavilion 10 or the so called ptb pavilion, all of the cases here is PTB. i observe that the pavilion is over loaded because some patient is sharing bed with other patient. i did my best to take care of my patient even though we have ony limited time to do it.
On third day of our duty we are assign in pavilion 8 or the pedia main. the cases here are typhoid, AGE, dengue and some other common disease for pedia. we only have 4 patient in our group so we are not that toxic that day.
On the 4rth day we are assign in adolescent pavilion. i handled a TB Meningitis patient. in that day i was nervous because my patient is unconscious i did the feeding via NGT and give meds via NGT also. i assist in giving good hygiene to the patient.
In the last day of our duty our CI did not gave me a patient but i was the one who did the ploting of cital signs of the patient.
My CI is Mrs. Nhelia Perez, she is also my teacher in pharmacology. at first i was afraid because of what i've heard about her, but as we go on of our duty i fiund that she is not that bad if you are doing your part correctly. she taught us something that we do not know, she is strict in checking our charting, i also thank her in correcting me if i did something wrong. i also thank my groupmates who was very cooperative, we are helping each other in making our requirements
I've learn a lot in our affiliation, i experienced caring the patient with TB meningitis, i did apply my learned knowledge. i also learn to socialized with other people.
To be a part of the 2nd batch of affiliates at San Lazaro Hospital is an honor and opportunity to widen my knowledge and observe on the different signs and symptoms occurring on the different diseases and to appreciate what I've learn on my communicable disease lecture
During our first day at SLH, we've orient regarding the different rules and regulation of the institution
2nd day is the proper duty wherein we were assign at pavilion 10 or the TB ward, handling TB patients and as a student nurse we do the morning care, NPI and assist the needs of the patient and give some health teachings and charting.
3rd day of our duty, we do the same routine of nursing care but on different pavilion
4rth day, after giving the meds of the patient as ordered by the physician and done with our charting we do the ward class.
5th day, last day of our duty, after we've through with our NPI, giving meds and charting, we went to gavino hall for our lunch and afterward we had our case analysis regarding communicable disease.
our main objective in having our duty at San Lazaro Hospital is to experienced handling patients with communicable diseases, the proper approached care to render and also to apply the knowledge that we gain from our lectures since San Lazaro hospital is an institution for patients with communicable diseases such as PTB, meningitis, pneumonia and etc.during our first duty at SLH which is the day of orientation i'm very attentive in listening every do's and don'ts in the institution to know our limitation as a student nurse in caring our patients. emotion is unexplainable because there are other schools at the institution so it is like a competition in our parts as a student because we're representing our school.
On the second day of duty we were assigned at the pav 10 which is commonly known as RM PTB ward. i feel so anxious looking at patients in a terminal stage "what if" are put on my mind that what if we will be infected with such diseases, but i've realized that it was my chosen profession so i have to face any consequenses that comes.
at the third day of our duty, we were assigned at pav 8 which is the pedia main ward. i've handled a 6 month old patient with AGE but the worst thing that i heared from the S.O is they are only residing at "BANgKETA" were everybody slep to and walk ed on too.
on the fourth day of our duty at SLH we were assigned at adolescent ward, i've handled patient with empyema thoracis a disease which is new to my ear thats why i don't know what intevention and care to render but still i made it through the help of our C.I
at the last day of our duty, our C.I didn'y gave us our patiebt together with one of my groupmate because i'm so sick that time. we were just assigned to do the plotting of vital signs but still i've done nothing.
Mrs. Nhelia Perez RN, MSN, is our Clinical Instructor and i can't say anything about her she's very considerate, she helps us whenever we need her help and very approacheble. Now i myself is strongly dis agree to the saying first impression last. MAAM NHEL thank you for all the knowlegde you've shared for us, all the support words of encouragements and also your time. even if we just spent short time with you as our C.I it is very memorable.
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